Friday, December 18, 2009

men don't listen.mp4

Tgirl Lucia Ferri has noticed that men don't always listen to what a girl is saying. This is ok and we don't actually mind that much but, fellas, beware! One of these days a big 73 ton piano will fall out of the sky and we'll be screaming at you to get out of the way and you'll be thinking, 'What is the silly cow going on about now?' and we'll have to turn our eyes and look away as you're crushed flatter than a pancake and totally break our hearts in the process... eeeeeeeeek!

Friday, March 20, 2009

cat calls

T-girl Lucia races off in a desperate dash across London to feed a starving cat. Will she get there in time or will the cat have shrunk down to the size of a mote of angry dust? Me-owwwwwwww...

Monday, February 16, 2009

Brain Dead

T-girl Lucia Ferri investigates the age old question: 'Does being a T-girl mean you have to be automatically brain dead?' Will fellas allow us T-girls to be smart as well as sassy or will they run a mile if they suspect we have a functional brain? Hmmm.. is it better for us gurls to keep wearing that sweet dumb smile on our faces and hide our smarts under the mat?

Monday, October 13, 2008

let's get cosy

Tgirl Lucia Ferri has been watching in horror as great banking houses fall and the world economy tumbles into turmoil. Her solution - pull the covers up over your head, cosy on down and wait sweetly for the end to come...

Sunday, June 8, 2008

T-girl Thrills

Most girls discovered ages ago that it's never a good idea to go walking the streets in your silkiest skimpies. But, forever in search of a thrill and a laff, T-girl Lucia slipson just a coat and pair of heels over her sexy undies and wanders off through the mad bustling streets of London town.
Is she crazeee or what???!!!

Friday, May 23, 2008

1,009 reasons to be a T-girl

These days you can't lift up a rock without finding a T-girl underneath, dressed in her scanties. Why the sudden irresistible rise of the T-girl? Lucia lifts the creaky lid on her hope chest to help explain...

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Scaredy Cat

Is it true that Tgirls make the best rebels?

All through her time at Tgirl School, Lucia's instructresses told her that she had the courage, the looks and the sheer banality to make it as a Tgirl in the real world. Determined to prove her educators wrong, Lucia became a total scaredy cat who wouldn't dare say 'me-ow' to a goose... eeeeek!