Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Lovin' Vibrations

Imagine a completely remote controlled Tgirl. You press a button and she squeals and howls out loud and jumps just as high as you want. She pleads and begs you to stop but you can't help yourself... you're having much too much fun.... eeeeeeeek!

Friday, February 29, 2008

Lady 4 a Nite

It's Tgirl Lucia's bedtime and she can't wait to curl up with a nice man-thing. But what should a girl wear so she can be cosy and yet still keep her fella satisfied and panting for more?

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Kitchin Bitchin'

Tgirl Lucia simply loves cooking up a feast for her fellas.. but the minute she takes her eye off the stove and starts yipping and yapping.. oh my... everything starts to go wrong wrong... eeeeeeeeeek!

Friday, February 1, 2008

Chasing after Alfie

Tgirl Lucia agrees to look after her boyfriend's flat for a few weeks but gets a shock when she discovers that she's not alone. What on eath is that bag of bones, fur and whiskers sat staring up at her from the comfy cushion...

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

tranny tights

Tgirl Lucia explains the meaning of 'Tranny Tights' and carefully speculates that a number undercover gurls must find them a life saver. However, you won't find any hairs on Lucia.. she had them boiled down and made into flavourings for cheese and onion crisps... eeeeeek!

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

No Go Sales!!!

Tgirl Lucia has finally flipped. She must be the only girl in ye olde London Town not rushing out to the sales and melting her credit cards in a shopping frenzy. Actually, if you want her to crack just mention 'La Senza'. Some things a Tgirl can't resist!!!

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Dress Disasters

London Tgirl Lucia explains everything you need to know about dress disasters... well, everything that is except the most useful piece of information. How to avoid them..... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek