Lady 4 a Nite

It's Tgirl Lucia's bedtime and she can't wait to curl up with a nice man-thing. But what should a girl wear so she can be cosy and yet still keep her fella satisfied and panting for more?

Kitchin Bitchin'

Tgirl Lucia simply loves cooking up a feast for her fellas.. but the minute she takes her eye off the stove and starts yipping and yapping.. oh my... everything starts to go wrong wrong... eeeeeeeeeek!

Chasing after Alfie

Tgirl Lucia agrees to look after her boyfriend's flat for a few weeks but gets a shock when she discovers that she's not alone. What on eath is that bag of bones, fur and whiskers sat staring up at her from the comfy cushion...

tranny tights

Tgirl Lucia explains the meaning of 'Tranny Tights' and carefully speculates that a number undercover gurls must find them a life saver. However, you won't find any hairs on Lucia.. she had them boiled down and made into flavourings for cheese and onion crisps... eeeeeek!

No Go Sales!!!

Tgirl Lucia has finally flipped. She must be the only girl in ye olde London Town not rushing out to the sales and melting her credit cards in a shopping frenzy. Actually, if you want her to crack just mention 'La Senza'. Some things a Tgirl can't resist!!!

Dress Disasters

London Tgirl Lucia explains everything you need to know about dress disasters... well, everything that is except the most useful piece of information. How to avoid them..... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

Tgirl Lucia's Toxic Dance

London Tgirl Lucia Ferri is struck by a Tgirl-shaped thunderbolt. 'Gosh!', she exclaims. 'It's time to stop yakking and start movin' the bod. I wonder if any fellas out there will enjoy it... even a teensy weensy bit???' Eeeeeeeeeeeek!