sexual confusions part one

London T-girl Lucia Ferri does her best to unravel the huge ball of confusion and explain the curious myths that have grown up like slender weeds all around the dewlicious T-girl garden... eeeeeeeek!

T-girl Lucia Ferri dances to Kylie

Much ink and fizzy pop has been spilt by angry men and philosophers arguing over whether T-girls can be genuinely sexy or not. London T-girl Lucia shakes her T-bootie once again to help settle the argument by raising the temperature to HOTTTTTT!!!!

T-girl In The Morning

Horror of horrors! London T-girl Lucia ferri falls asleep with her make up on after a night of clubbing. Later that morning, the silly girl wakes to find her eyelashes are glued together with mascara... eeeeek!!!

Lucia's Diet - Part Three

T-girl Lucia Ferri returns from holiday to find she's swelled up like a great big blimp! But she's a girl in denial... Help!! There must be a way to wake her up from this scary illusion??

Lucia's Diet - Part One

Diets!! They're the bane of an ordinary girl's life! But what about T-girls?? Do they ever find themselves seduced by the evils of a cream cake? And what is a gurl to do when the T-girl blobbies start to appear?!

7 Mails

Just how do ya chat up a T-girl??? Lucia Ferri reads out some recent emails she's been sent by hungry fellas... and can't help but wonder what their wives and girlfriends would think... eeeeeeeeeeeek!!!

Of T-girls and Minicabs

Saturday night. 4.30 am. Stranded far from home in her heels with the rain pouring down. How is a Tgirl to get safely across London to home. Easy!! Jump in a cab. But is it as easy as all that? Lucia relates the perils of travelling alone at night without a boyfriend on hand to brush awy the flies... eeeeeeeeeek!