shoes 'n' nails

t-girl essentials

T-girl Lucia Ferri can happily livein a world with no crisps, carbs and fatty snacks and really doesn't mind if she never sees a packet of biscuits again. Lucia thinks temptation is the just soooooo annoying! All the same, there are a few trifling things she cannot live without - Lucia's essentials. Please please all you silly politicians and angry warlords - if you are planning to blowup the planet on 3.14 a.m. on a Tuesday, do let Lucia know in advance so she can rush around stocking up on all the bits and pieces that she can't do without..... eeeeeeeeeek!

men don't listen.mp4

Tgirl Lucia Ferri has noticed that men don't always listen to what a girl is saying. This is ok and we don't actually mind that much but, fellas, beware! One of these days a big 73 ton piano will fall out of the sky and we'll be screaming at you to get out of the way and you'll be thinking, 'What is the silly cow going on about now?' and we'll have to turn our eyes and look away as you're crushed flatter than a pancake and totally break our hearts in the process... eeeeeeeeek!

cat calls

T-girl Lucia races off in a desperate dash across London to feed a starving cat. Will she get there in time or will the cat have shrunk down to the size of a mote of angry dust? Me-owwwwwwww...

Brain Dead

T-girl Lucia Ferri investigates the age old question: 'Does being a T-girl mean you have to be automatically brain dead?' Will fellas allow us T-girls to be smart as well as sassy or will they run a mile if they suspect we have a functional brain? Hmmm.. is it better for us gurls to keep wearing that sweet dumb smile on our faces and hide our smarts under the mat?

let's get cosy

Tgirl Lucia Ferri has been watching in horror as great banking houses fall and the world economy tumbles into turmoil. Her solution - pull the covers up over your head, cosy on down and wait sweetly for the end to come...

T-girl Thrills

Most girls discovered ages ago that it's never a good idea to go walking the streets in your silkiest skimpies. But, forever in search of a thrill and a laff, T-girl Lucia slipson just a coat and pair of heels over her sexy undies and wanders off through the mad bustling streets of London town.
Is she crazeee or what???!!!